You Know You're With a Toddler When...

1. You stop at the fountain outside the science center and must complete an 8-point inspection the water before proceeding.



2. Your son finds the place with balls within 45 seconds of entry of said science center.



3. When he spies the green screen, he gets really excited because the other kids are excited. And he joins them, screeching and dancing with excitement, even though he has no clue he's on the green screen volleyball game in front of him.



And finally, you know you're at the science center with my son when he insists on taking a closer look at the planets, the only still and silent exhibit that interests him at all.