Monday, October 25, 2010

Answer to the Riddle

Path of solution for Saturday's riddle:
1. Try to dig up dirt with a plastic cup (no shovel) and throw it on the fire. That isn't helping, it just splashes gasoline out of the quickly melting gas can.
2. Douse ground all around the fire area, especially that wooden fence 4 feet away. Must use the two unpacked plastic garbage cans, no hose.
3. Watch the flames get higher, passing 6 feet as the top of the can melts off completely.
4. Realize that there are probably still 3 gallons of gas in that can.
5. Hope none of your new neighbors see what is happening. This would not be conducive to a warm welcome to the 'hood.
6. Call your friend Riki the firefighter. This is the first good decision of the afternoon.
7. Riki and her firefighter friends (with whom she happens to be hanging out - how convenient!) recommend throwing a wet towel over it.
8. Rummage through boxes to find a towel, then douse in the bathtub.
9. Run the towel to the backyard, throw it over the huge inferno and watch it go out instantly with a "phoomp" sound.
10. Report back to Riki that she's a genius and that it worked.

6 comments:

Vivian said...

ah hahahaha

Jenessa said...

you guys are great! glad nobody got hurt...

Flem said...

You forgot:
1) Take a picture of the fire for blogging fodder.

krissiecook said...

@Flem: I thought about it, but this is a small town and I don't want it getting back to our landlords. Or any future landlords.

Jefe said...

I can't believe you didn't think "man, I have this awesome blog that people read. I should take a picture" hahaha. Actually, I'm glad you didn't because then the fence would have definitely caught on fire.....

Jess said...

Well, at least you got the anthill...